kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

sushi ramen: im gonna pull a prank on my grandmother

sushi ramen: what will happen? she might die maybe

i do not understand the appeal in fucking on a beach you get sand up your pussy and your asswhole and dick and its just an itchy mess that you will not leave unscathed